This is something that I just like, totally need to get off my chest right now or I’ll EXPLODE. (Embrace the theater of your statements, don’t shy away from the ;)~ *drama* )
The other day, I saw for the very first time with my own two little eyeballs… a new Tesla truck? Is that the category they’re putting them in? Trucks? With peace and love, an audible laugh burst out of my belly as an amused scoff… It really is an actualized version of the 1980’s entertainment industry’s drawing boards of what cars would look like in the year TWENTY TWENTY FIVE.
Bladerunner meets Back to the Future.
Anywho, it got me on a whole thought tangent about Tesla cars. Multiple tangents, really. Lots of political thought tangents, economic, classism thought tangents but those are neither here nor there because well, they’re just not as fun.
So… A FUN observation I had about Tesla cars that IS here and there is this very interesting, thought-provoking, and (in my humble, biased opinion) completely correct perspective:
Tesla cars look like dolphins.
I don’t make the rules.
They look like dolphins, they just do; and honestly, Tesla, just don’t. Quit disrespecting dolphins like that because with peace and love, it’s only cool when dolphins do it. Only a dolphin can (and should) rock a dolphin look.
Not to mention the parallels between the fact that (and no offense to our fellow smarty pants but also kind of dark and twisted conscious, sentient, animal friends) dolphins are the peacocks of water creatures. Porpoises? Whales? Doesn’t matter. Dolphins are the peacocks of ’em.
You can’t tell me that’s not what a Tesla is. Peacock… I mean c’mon.. right?
I don’t know, just their shape and the vibe they want to be is so “I’m copying dolphins.” NOT “I’m inspired by dolphins.”
There’s a difference, Tesla.
Stay in your own lane.
(Pun intended.)
Over and out.
–Kelli ❤
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